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The Sacred Killer LLama Altar

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[Sep. 6th, 2005|07:10 am]
The Sacred Killer LLama Altar


Hi! My name is Maud Gonne and I am new to LiveJournal so I don't know much about it, but I would like to say hi to everyone and I need friends.

I must say this sound like a wonderful idea. I saw some llamas once in a zoo in Paris, and they are pretty creatures and very adorable. Besides, I used to be Catholic, but since I realize the afterlife consists of LiveJournal, and not heaven or hell, I may as well join a llama cult.

BTW, have any of you happened to see Yeats? I can't find him anywhere. I will be X-posting this message until I find the sodden bastard. Usually, it was he always looking for me, but since I don't have any friends now, I am kind of lonely and desperate.

From: anne_bradstreet
2005-09-06 11:58 am (UTC)
Just how far do you think you can go with this gimmick?
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From: imgoingtokillyu
2005-09-06 11:59 am (UTC)
You'd be surprised.
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[User Picture]From: maud_gonne
2005-09-06 03:35 pm (UTC)
Beg your pardon? Gimmick? What gimmick?

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[User Picture]From: maud_gonne
2005-09-06 03:38 pm (UTC)
My, aren't you a scary fella... why are there so many animals on thing livejournal thing? *quizzical look*
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[User Picture]From: maud_gonne
2005-09-06 03:57 pm (UTC)
oops, wrong comment button (my, aren't I blond?) I meant...what gimmick are you referring to?
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[User Picture]From: e_b_browning
2005-09-07 03:27 am (UTC)
She didn't mean anything... "that time of the month" you know... all month long
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[User Picture]From: maud_gonne
2005-09-07 09:28 am (UTC)
I thought that was Viv Eliot's problem.

As for myself, only menstruate every other year.

Ha suckers!
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From: dreamboatdanny
2005-09-07 06:27 pm (UTC)
Blah, blah, blah, "Yeats, Yeats, Yeats," etc. Get over it already!
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[User Picture]From: maud_gonne
2005-09-08 11:43 am (UTC)
Apparently you don't have a very high estimation of Yeats.

I don't either. I just crave constant attention and worship.

Now, get the hell out of here before I sic the IRA on you.
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